I went to Home Depot today and bought 35-80 pound bags of concrete. The problem with that was that I was only supposed to take 10 bags at a time in my Granpappy's truck. So I had to go to the desk and tell them that so they could mark it down (so they didn't think I was stealing on my return trips, duh).
So I walk up to the desk and the fat, older gentlemen behind the counter says, "What can I do for you?"
"Well," I reply "I need to have you mark off-"
*enter another fat, older man*
"Hank! How are the fish biting up there at the lake?"
"Oh, they're alright. The men say that they're biting in the morning and evening alright, but not during the day..."
blahblahblahblahblah.
Seriously. He offered to help then made me wait AT LEAST 5 minutes while he talked to some other dude about fishing. I'm a pretty patient guy, and if it had been something important, NO BIG DEAL. But SERIOUSLY?!? FISHING?!?
I'm sorry mister fat guy that is pathetic enough to be working a job that pays no more than 9 bucks an hour so you can afford that gym pass that you don't use because you're too busy watching fishing on tv because you can't afford a boat and reel yourself because you work a crappy job. Next time, I'll try not to interrupt your social time when I'm in a hurry and have to haul over 2,000 pounds of concrete. I would hate to be a bad customer.
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