I've decided

That I'm tired of people. From this day forward, I'm going to have an assistant screen people for intelligence before they are allowed to talk to me. On the internet, I'm going to find an intermediary that screens people for spelling and grammar proficiency. All in all, I'm going to ignore stupid people.

Let me clarify: by "stupid," I don't necessarily mean only those that have had the misfortune of being born with a deficient brain. I mean people that are inconsiderate, arrogant, lazy, dirty, trashy, clueless AND those with deficient brains.

I'm tired of people that can't speak properly. No, I don't "member dat wun time when dem niggaz dun got demselfs stuck in da libary," but I DO "remember the time when thos guys got stuck in the library."

I'm tired of people that drive like idiots. No, honey, it is NOT ok to put your mascara on at freeway speeds. Wait, what's that? You're not driving freeway speeds? Then get the fuck out of the fast lane!

I'm tired of people that don't show me the same respect I show them. Im not "Hey you! Busser!" If you wish to address me when I'm working, a simple "Excuse me, sir. Can you find some Balsamic Vinegar for us?" will do just nicely. If you yell "Hey busser!" at me,the only thing I want to find for you is a burial plot.

I'm tired of seeing trashy people. Period.

I'm tired of employees that don't plan for things and end up making me work all alone on a regular basis. Including, unfortunately, nights like tonight that are extremely busy. You have a job and you have school. You PLAN your school schedule, and your work is more than willing to work around it. So make it work.

In some ways I would like to just move to some seaside cottage in Greece and do nothing but eat Greek food, listen to good music, and write all the time. In other ways I want to move to a seasie mansion in Greece and invite smart people with me.

Either way, I want to be in Greece. And I want stupid people to leave me the fuck alone.